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Chill out chatterbox!
Why can't you be quiet for 15 minutes?
It must be some sort of disorder,
but the human language has so many limits.

It's not a competition
You know, quiet is nice too.
Your incessant talking gets on my nerves
Clenching my fist is all I can do...
to keep from hitting you.

Quiet down, chill out.
Fuck off, don't shout.
Settle down, shut your mouth.
Shut up and get out of my house.

Your mouth is not enough?
You have a new electronic device
to bother me when I'm not here.
Well, let me give you some advice...

It's all just a static now.


from Hey​.​.​.​You Make Me Feel A Lot, released March 17, 2014



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